Squelching the Static

One of the things I inherited from my parents’ move to Ohio last year was my dad’s old citizens’ band radio (CB radio).  That radio sure conjures up memories.

I remember when CB radios became the rage in the 1970s and C.W. McCall’s song “Convoy” was the #1 hit on both the country and pop charts.  Dad had a brother and a friend who were both into CBs so he decided to get one.  It was pretty exciting because this was before the days of all the electronic gadgets.  The CB community was a 70s version of today’s chatrooms.  This was a novelty!  Well, Dad got his CB, had a mounting rack installed under the front dashboard, got the radio antenna and had it tuned to the radio and we were in business.  Of course, in those days, CB operators had “handles” (radio nicknames) and we talked my dad into adopting the handle “Friar Tuck” seeing as he was a pastor.  I couldn’t wait to get on the road and hear Dad try it out.  Channel 19 was the most popular because that’s the one the truckers used and they had the most chatter on the CB network.  The CB radio allowed us to figure out what the highway  traffic jam was all about, as well as alerting us to any waiting speed traps (not that my dad ever needed advance warning).  “Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9.”  “Go ahead, breaker.”  And we were on our way, “Over.”

I remember leaving on a longer highway trip one time.  Dad tuned in Channel 19 and we started listening in on the truckers’ dialogue.  However, one thing soon became annoying — the hissing and squawking caused by atmospheric conditions and chatter from nearby channels.  Depending on the volume level of the radio, the static interruption could be jarring, especially if you were just dozing off.  I can remember my mom one time saying, “Willard, would you turn that radio down?”

Next to the volume control was a dial labeled “Squelch.”  That was how you got rid of the static.  Dad would turn the dial slowly until the static would stop and keep turning it until he picked up a channel, every now and then throwing out a “Breaker 1-9 for a radio check” until someone would respond.  Without squelching the static, we couldn’t communicate on the radio.

I am on a 4-week sabbatical, part of which I am seeking to use to squelch some static in my life.  That static is distracting and is annoying.

  1. The static of noise.  The world is noisy.  Media is noisy.  Technology is noisy.  Activity can be noisy.  And for me, noise is distracting.  I am seeking some quiet.
  2. The static of busyness.  I just read a rather scathing indictment by one pastor on busyness in ministry.  I won’t get into exactly what he said here, but what he said is true.  (Okay, he said that pastoral busyness was due either to vanity or laziness.)  There is nothing noble or spiritual about being busy.  Busyness is actually carnal and it is noisy.
  3. The static of expectations.  The expectations people have of me and the expectations I have of myself shout at me all the time.  It’s hard to hear above those shouts.
  4. The static of sin.  I battle with “the flesh” every day and when the flesh is energized, the flesh is really loud and when the flesh is loud, I don’t hear well.

Why squelch the static?  I want to hear from God.  To Israel God said, “In repentance and rest is your salvation, in quietness and trust is your strength” (Isa. 30:15).  David wrote, “Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for Him” (Psa. 37:7a).  Psalm 46:10 says, “Be still and know that I am God.” When God made Himself known to Elijah in the midst of that prophet’s spiritual depression, He didn’t come in noisy wind or flamboyant fire, but in a still, small voice.  You can’t hear a still, small voice when there is static.

So, I want to squelch the static.  I’m trying to turn the dial until the static is gone and the channel is clear for communication.

“Breaker, breaker for a radio check.”

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A False Prophet Speaks Again

It’s May 22 and I’m still here on planet Earth.  No massive earthquake.  No sudden disappearance of millions of people.  Either I missed the rapture, or there really is no such thing as a rapture, or Harold Camping was wrong, or he is just a teacher who at 89 has gone senile.  Some would say all four are true.  I opt for the third and would be tempted to to endorse the fourth except that this isn’t the first time he’s made a false prediction about the rapture.

Though I am tempted, I am not going to join the multitudes who are now making fun of Camping because I believe there is nothing funny about his false teachings and the harm he has done to those who believed him, to the reputation of Jesus Christ in the world, and to the constantly pummeled evangelical identity.  He has provided plenty of fodder for the nighttime comedians.  I can picture Bill Maher playing with great delight the role of Camping on a Saturday Night Live spoof of this disgraced teacher.  The sad thing is the mocking doesn’t stop at Camping.  It extends to all who believe in the return of Christ and the reality of a coming day of judgment.  I am one of those.

Just how many times does a prophet have to get his predictions right in order to be judged a true and reliable prophet?  If I understand the Bible correctly, I think a true prophet is supposed to bat 1000.  If that’s the case Harold Camping is a fraud.  His prophetic batting average is a goose-egg.  He was wrong in 1994, and again in 2011.  He’s just plain wrong.

And he’s not just wrong about the return of Christ.  He’s wrong on Bible interpretation: it’s not a book where truths are unlocked with secret formulas and sophisticated mathematical calculations.  I can’t stand numerology!  He’s wrong about the destiny of the unsaved: He’s an annihilationist.  That may be comforting to some, but it’s not orthodox Christian teaching.  He’s wrong about the Church: He believes the Church age is done and God is no longer working through local churches which he declares have become apostate, so they should be abandoned in favor of home Bible studies and listening to his radio station.

I truly pity that people who follow him.  They’ve been duped by someone who, though he may be sincere, is still wrong.  One follower spent more than $140,000 of his savings on posters advertisements for subway and bus stations in New York City.  What do he and other like him do today?  You talk about people who become embittered against the Bible and Christianity — following teachers who misinterpret and misrepresent both have left too many in that condition.

Camping’s warnings should not be heeded.  His teaching should be soundly rejected.  It’s time to permanently retire him from the Bible-teaching batting order and never let him in the line-up again.

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Sabbatical, Here We Come!

I begin a four-week sabbatical today, a gracious gift from my church family for twenty years of service.  I’ve never taken a sabbatical and only know a few people who have, so I’m not sure what I’m in for nor what the result will be.  I know it’s supposed to be different from vacation which I have taken every year.  So I have been giving some deliberate thought to this sabbatical so as to glean from it the most I can for myself, my wife, my children, and my church.  Having said that, I have a few ideas of what I’m going to try to do.

  1. Stop. I think that’s what a sabbatical is supposed to be about — stopping what I’m currently doing.  I will not be attending meetings, writing agendas, studying for sermons, preparing Bible studies, making pastoral calls, administrating church matters, planning events, or returning e-mails.
  2. Rest.  I plan to rest my body and my mind.  I am going to sleep more and try to quiet my  mind.  “Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.”  Don’t know who said it but I like it.
  3. Reconnect.  I plan to spend lots of time with my wife, giving her the undistracted attention she deserves.  I plan to spend time playing with my daughter, having lunch with my son who is home from college, and staying in close touch with my other son who is away from home on a summer internship.
  4. Refresh.  I plan to spend time alone with God to refresh my spirit.  I am planning to read for fun and for stimulating my thinking.  I’ve picked out four or five books and I’ll read as much as I can without infringing on other priorities.
  5. Reflect.  Some “self-leadership” is in order in my life and I plan to take time to reflect on where I’m at, how I’m doing, and to inspect the foundations of my life for cracks.  I preached on that last Sunday and told the church this would be a priority for me while on sabbatical.
  6. Restart.  I’m thinking about restarting some education by pursuing an advanced degree.  I need to make a decision on that which means getting some more information and making a few phone calls before I do.  I’m planning to restart a regular plan of diet and exercise so as to lose weight.  I plan to spend some time on my bike and treadmill.
  7. Create.  I am hoping to do something new; make something new.  Like writing this blog.  So I guess as of today I’m on my way to accomplishing #7.

I’ll keep you posted every now and then on how I’m doing.

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